Enough is enough. It’s time to challenge the current mode of thinking, writes John Lowery
Last month I picked my copy of The Guardian, once again ruing its physical diminishment. Having read the ink off the sports section, I pulled open the plastic bag containing the Weekend magazine and was confronted by a ‘cover wrap’ paid for by the University of Liverpool promoting their online courses.
The splashed headline read “How can spending more time online be good for you?”
The Guardian had allowed its fonts to be used, meaning that, for a fraction of a second, I thought I was looking at editorial content. And then I noticed the hazard warning – ‘Advertisement’ – written (also in The Guardian’s font) in the top left-hand corner.
I felt duped and I resented the duper. I tore it off and chucked it in the recycling.
A little while later, however, a combination of sadness and anger caused me to root it from the bin.
I was sad that the paper’s diminishment extended beyond the physical to its preparedness to prostitute itself. And angry that the kerb-crawling University of Liverpool would pay for its services.
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On the inside of the wrap was a series of mugshots of alumni singing the praises of the course; a sales pitch that looked and read as though a partially sighted chimp with a brain injury had been employed as the creative director.
I wondered if said chimp had garnered its qualifications at the University of Liverpool on or offline.
Either way, the University of Liverpool came across as little more than a spiv sidling up to you in Chatuchak market offering a ‘genuine’ Rolex Submariner for 3,000 Baht… “Look it says ‘Made in Swizz’ on the back.”
There is, of course, nothing particularly new about this phenomenon. Remember the furore when The Times clothed itself in a Microsoft wrap? It seems, however, that there are now almost no limits to the preparedness of editorial and advertisers to brazenly consort with one another.
“Why have we reached this point?”, I asked a media planner whom I know peddles this sort of media solution to clients that ought to care more about their repute.
She shrugged her shoulders and said, “The papers are all on the verge of going bust and people don’t like adverts”.
It’s easy, albeit distressing, to have sympathy with the first part of her reply but the second part could surely be challenged, so I flicked through the magazine in search of an advert I liked. To no avail.
There was no charmingly written and beautifully art directed double-page BMW ad, advocating the benefits of their 6-cylinder engine.
Instead there was a Toyota ad using their status as official partner of the Winter Paralympics, urging ‘Start Your Impossible’. Doesn’t that sound bit like the battery’s gone flat? It certainly has in the agency’s creative department.
There was no welcome to the gentlemen.
Instead there was a Nourkrin advert asking if I was struggling with thinning hair. I am but the fact of their Gold Medal at the World Trichology Society, certification by the American Association of Drugless Practitioners and endorsement by the Hair University of Kentucky (I’m not making this up) didn’t convince me to phone the 0845 number… 44pence/minute on my mobile contract.
There was no double-page spread for Sainsbury’s Claret enticing me to trade up from a house to a château.
Instead an advert for Lidl flogging a bunch of flowers – the chimp seemed to have been at work again, as they looked more like an emetic emission than a Mother’s Day gift – and another for Aldi’s 90 litre capacity garden waste incinerator £14.99, each. Thanks for that qualification Aldi, I’d assumed it was for a half-dozen into which I could have stuffed your adverts.
It seems, then, that the second part of the media planner’s contention was also correct. Or at least correct now…I hope I’ve demonstrated that this wasn’t always the case.
So, what’s the answer? Is it to attempt to dupe the consumer, with the attendant risk of alienating them? Or is it to return to a world of charming them, flattering their intelligence and appealing to their aesthetic sensibilities?
In the event that you favour the latter, the guy who wrote the ad below (Tony Brignull) can sometimes be tempted out of retirement, provided you’re charming.
John Lowery is a marketing consultant who has worked both agency and client side
His most recent, contribution to the world of marketing was the strategy that yielded the #LidlSurprises campaign