The (alternative) Leveson, part two…

The best of this afternoon’s #Leveson tweets as the day draws to a close and James Murdoch steps down from the dock (to make way for his dad tomorrow)…

Chuck Ca$h @ChuckCash

James Murdoch, floundering so badly in the dock, desperately scans the courtroom hoping for a custard pie attack. #leveson

@JackofKent

I wonder if James Murdoch also didn’t listen to his own voicemails. Maybe those of others were more interesting #Leveson

Oli le Creek PhD @OliJBA

Forgot James Murdoch was at #leveson today. Mind you from what I hear, so did he.

Rebecca Foster @RebeccaFosterUK

New drinking game: a shot of sambuca every time Murdoch says ‘I don’t recall’ #Leveson

Jamie Coles @JamietheColes

What are the odds of anyone being actually sentenced for the obvious illegal activity being presented at the #leveson inquiry?

Evonne O @limegreen83

IF James Murdoch EVER wants to have a career change then he would make a good story teller #leveson #c4news #itvnews

Martin Mor @Martinbigpigmor

If you have been moved by James Murdoch’s testimony at the #leveson inquiry, and would like to donate, contact; http://www.Alzheimers.org.uk

Lily @LilythePurr

Just waiting for James Murdoch to announce it was Colonel Mustard in the Drawing Room with a Paperweight. #leveson

Maddie Charles @maddiet5

To be a good liar, you need to have a good memory #Murdoch #Leveson #hackgate

Richard Moynihan @richjm

Hunt becomes the hunted #Leveson

Al H  @almole

So, that’ll be Jeremy Hunt’s career over. Maybe he could get a newspaper column somewhere… #leveson

@sturdyAlex

Hunt was given legal advice not to meet Murdoch, so they had a chinwag by mobile instead.